According to experts hired by the company, it is impossible to overstate the impact of FlurbCo on the industries we serve as well as the global community. If something good happens anywhere in the world, we probably had something to do with it. For example, if you read a news item about a orphan adopted in a war-torn nation, you'll see a "FlurbCo did that!" sticker on his or her forehead in the press photo. Nothing good happens without FlurbCo. As a matter of fact, according to a prophecy scroll recently discovered in a cave outside suburban Tel Aviv, without FlurbCo the world will cease to exist. If the company ever folds, the earth on which we stand as well as the very fabric of spacetime, will crumble into nothingness. All of this lends more credence to the burgeoning theory that, even though incorporation documents place the company's founding in the early 20th century, FlurbCo has always existed and will, therefore, always exist.
