Todd Hansenson is a regular guy who often describes himself as "old school." He is, in fact, so old school that he feels compelled to occasionally list things that he does not "do." For one thing, he does not "do" ties. He wears an open collar brazenly in the office like a badge of courage, secretly yearning for someone to make a fuss about it. No one does, of course. He does not "do" email replies after 5pm. Nor does Todd "do" office birthday parties or other non-mandatory social gatherings. For a brief period a few years ago, it became clear that Todd believed this extended to not having to "do" required sensitivity training. After several days of specialty retraining from our human resources strike team (many of whom are former CIA), it turns out that yes, Todd does "do" sensitivity training.
When asked to provide a short biography for the FlurbCo website, Todd replied with what appear to be copy-and-pasted lyrics from Bob Seger's "Against the Wind," which will not be reproduced here for obvious copyright reasons.
