Thank you

Thank you for reaching out to FlurbCo.

Your message has been submitted. At this point, your words are being translated into Variant B, the native language of our quantum machine learning system, so that it can mine the text and metadata for meaning. It will then file the message away in a high-security repository with millions of other such messages, unlikely to be seen by human eyes until archaeologists uncover the data store some 3,000 years from now. By that point, one would hope, the concerns you listed in your message will have been addressed. Best of luck.