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Let me give you a writing prompt. What do you think of my new jacket? My friends say that I "pull it off," but what does that really mean? If it was a good jacket, there wouldn't be anything to "pull off," would there? I don't know, the sleeves are a little long, but otherwise it's just a jacket, right? What are they saying about it behind my back? Don't hold out on me. I need to know! Now it's really bothering me. The jacket, I mean. Specifically, I'm thinking of Julie. She was the one who made that crack about "pulling it off." I think she's the ring leader, spreading lies about me and the jacket. What did you hear? Tell me!