FlurbCo is a dynamic, global company looking for an entrepreneurial, motivated professional to take on the role of Junior VP of Sales. Do you possess a beautiful head of hair and the unearned confidence of someone who has never been told to shut up? Do friends sometimes refer to you as a "good looking buffoon?" Have you received promotions and raises in the past for seemingly no reason at all? Have colleagues said that you have a tendency to "fail up?" You might be the perfect fit for the role of Junior VP of Sales!
Advancement opportunity is virtually unlimited for this role, a fast track to the C suite. You failed up this far; why not go all the way to the top? You can fail your way to the stars at FlurbCo!
Job Description:
- Hold regular meetings with clients to discuss their needs and explain FlurbCo talking points that have already been sent via email.
- Manage existing contracts with clients and vendors.
- Train your replacement when you inevitably get promoted.
Qualifications:
- You should have excellent people skills- and by "people skills" we mean that you should be reasonably good looking. The remainder of this list is just for show.
- You should be a New York 6 or a Midwest 9. Please note that FlurbCo is an equal opportunity employer with plenty of opportunities for "uggoes" in other departments.
- You should have at least 10 years of experience in inside sales at a major Fortune 500 company.
- You should have an MBA with extensive leadership training.
- You should have a record of service to your local community and strong business connections in your region.
Benefits:
- Full medical and dental coverage with a low monthly premium.
- 401-K with 6% company match.
